Yonic Pretzel

What is Yonic Pretzel?

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Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"

Man: "A negative what?"

Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"

Man: "Ok....."

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