What is Grav-i-titty Faux Pas?
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This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.
I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!
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A command used to keep people from complaining.
Seth: Dude, Will just landed on my fractured wrist from an eight foot fall!
Chris: Qui..
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when a girl wipes her ass and crotch while she is on the rag, and then wipes her finger under your nose.
See cheeze biscuit and bacon c..
