What is Muff Teaser?
1.
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.
See
Random Words:
1.
A sectional counch owned by homosexuals.
Bob and Larry went shopping yesterday for the perfect patterned homosectional.
See homo, couc..
1.
What you say when a nigga does something great and deserves some drank
Kyle: "Dude, i just jumped over Mt. Everest!"
Tyler: ..
1.
A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well ..
