What is Greased Jesus?
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Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy
"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"
"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"
"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."
"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
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Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.
"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."
"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"
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Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.
"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan rui..
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Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit...
