Greasepad

What is Greasepad?

a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW

Jon: Here, use my laptop.

Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!

See grease, laptop, greasy

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