What is Great American Novel?
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What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet
"What do you do?"
"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"
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2.
Menstrual period.
Not tonight . . . I'm writing the Great American Novel.
Random Words:
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The obvious noise of someone nearby watching cheesey TV porn
"Oy Sam, I think Dave's Funk Guitarin' downstairs!"
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