What is Greek Wrestling?
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Derrived from how the sport of wrestling was originally excecuted in ancient Greece, Greek wrestling is a clever excuse used when suddenly caught in a compromising state of undress during sexual intercourse, by a thrid party. Note: This is usually ineffective on anyone over the age of four.
Ex 1. *groaning, moaning, and grunting sex sounds, in the bedroom*
Child: Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?
Dad: Ahh! Mommy and daddy were just Greek wrestling sweetie.
Ex 2:
P.O.:What's going on here?
Guy: ...uh...we were just greek wrestling, officer, is there a problem?
P.O.: Well, as long as you're not fornicating in public, you're both only under arrest for indecent exposure.
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