Greek Wrestling

What is Greek Wrestling?


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Derrived from how the sport of wrestling was originally excecuted in ancient Greece, Greek wrestling is a clever excuse used when suddenly caught in a compromising state of undress during sexual intercourse, by a thrid party. Note: This is usually ineffective on anyone over the age of four.

Ex 1. *groaning, moaning, and grunting sex sounds, in the bedroom*

Child: Mommy, daddy, what are you doing?

Dad: Ahh! Mommy and daddy were just Greek wrestling sweetie.

Ex 2:

P.O.:What's going on here?

Guy: ...uh...we were just greek wrestling, officer, is there a problem?

P.O.: Well, as long as you're not fornicating in public, you're both only under arrest for indecent exposure.

See intercourse, fornication


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