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A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the ..
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Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM..