What is Groffy?
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That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.
I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.
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texting or emailing another via Facebook or MySpace while intoxicated or inebriated
"goofd advice. I am scholling now. athsn yo uf..
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when a guy is trying to pork you up the ass but cant find your ass because the hair is as thick as a jungle
Dude Ray was about to pork ..
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An extremely short johnson.
I look down and all I see is an elevator button.
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