What is Groffy?
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That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.
I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.
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