What is Groffy?
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That first cup of coffee in the morning when one's eyes are still crusty and have not yet fully opened up to the world. Derived from the words "coffee" and "groggy" and experienced by millions of people worldwide everyday.
I seriously needed my groffy before i started listening to my boss's bullshit this morning.
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Characterized by an absurd amount of detractive descriptions about an certain and specific location
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A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.
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