Groom

What is Groom?


1.

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

2.

Maleprincipal in a wedding ceremony.

The scared groom was as stiff as a broom.

3.

Either of two male principals in a civil union.

The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!

4.

one is to be imprisoned too a life of tortuous pain

I used to be happy now I am married!

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