Grumpkin

What is Grumpkin?


1.

the act of shitting while recieving fellacio

man she sucked me dry while i dropped a loaf!

See dirty sanchez

2.

A sex session in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job

" Dude you gave a great grumpkin last night"

3.

A twist and flick of the balls while receiving a blowjob, thus making the person grumpy.

Garrett was getting a BJ when Amy decided to bust out the grumpkin.

See flick, twist, bj, blowjob, grumpkin

4.

The seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scrotum of male animals.

Man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.

See divider

5.

When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."

Grumpkin

See toilet, shit, head, blow job, suck

6.

a mixture of a grundle grab and a knuckle butt fuck. it can be quite stimulating if used correctly

the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.

i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.

See blumpkin, grundle rub

7.

the act of taking a crap

Dude i just took a Grumpkin.

or Dude i need to take a Grumpkin.

See frumpkin, poopy, crap, poop, dump


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