Grumpybear Edit Meaning

1. A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter"..

1. A "Zhejig" is an abstract symbol of randomness. pronounced 'Zee-Jig' I could really use a zhejig right about now. ..

1. The quality (explicitly positive) of a woman's legs when they closely resemble legs found on many attractive women of the eighties...