Guardiola Edit Meaning

1. A mental condition induced by years of non-stop halo playing. Often characterized by intense stupidity, a false sense of accomplishment..

1. Not to be confused with awake, it's a bit like undead. Same level of speech and cognitive reasoning. Think living, breathing zombie..

1. The lengthy process of excreting a large amount of waste resembling a submarine. Sorry I was late. I ate a lot of cheese last night an..