Guasti Pony

What is Guasti Pony?

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An attractive and/or promiscuous female with distinguishing qualities of the Inland Empire region of Southern California. Guasti comes from the name of a Park Lake in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, a hotbed of activity for Guasti Ponies. While a typical Pony lives in the Inland Empire and is between the age of 15 and 18, Guasti Ponies can be any age, and found anywhere. Guasti Ponies are classified as such because of their distinctive look and lifestyle choices. Characteristics include; tramp stamp, nautical startattoo, excessive hair highlights, oversized sunglasses, animal prints, a love for Lake Havasu & Glamis, all things moto, a magnetic attraction to the compensation truck. Can be similar to a bro hoe but much classier. Much like the titles of MILFor Cougar, women have come to accept Guasti Pony as an earned title.

I'm going to the cage fights this weekend to try and score a Guasti Pony.

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