What is Guck?
1.
When you do a
(chatting on MSN)
person 1: sorry... but i cant make it to your party
person 2: (very frustrated) what the guck!!!!!!!!
person 1: guck?????
person 2: fuck* sry bout that
person 1: dnt worry bout it bud i guck a lot 2
person 1: dont* lol
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2.
The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.
The male derivative of the word Gunt.
Short form for cock-gut.
Gut + Cock = Guck.
Also known as a Gick.
Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.
I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.
Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.
3.
A wet stinky mushy turd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)
He had to make a guck before his shower.
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