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1. Politically correct way to say "fat" There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans. See..

1. The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out. I engaged in zoonecrophilia..

1. A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive. Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss..