Hanging Chad Edit Meaning

1.

A piece of poop from the main poop that clings to the inside cheek and refuses to fall into the toilet. Failure to knock off the chad with profuse shaking of the buttox can result in the person to have to "wipe down" the chad causing a hell of a wiping session.

Jim tried to push out that extra dookie but failed, resulting in a nasty hanging chad that he couldn't knock loose.

See poop, feces, hanging chad, chad, toilet paper

2.

A bowel movement with the consistency of clay that clings to the side of one's crack.

Ron's failure to properly clear that Hanging Chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.

3.

A key part of the US electorial system.

The hanging chads swung the vote in favour of GW Bush

See black flag

4.

When a singular testicle escapes one's undergarments.

Man, that package readjustment left me with a major hanging chad!

See testicle, balls, hanging, underwear, escape

5.

1. A person who accompanies another to a social gathering, then proceeds to cling to said other person while they try and mingle. 2. A person who cannot take a hint. 3. Cockblock

"hey man, don't bring Billy to the party, he's a punk ass hanging chad"

See loser, cockblock, dork, gloiven, nerd

6.

Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus.

John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.

See snot shot, snot rocket, snot

7.

When a man hangs upside down and recieves a blow job.

Jason was hanging from the monkeybars when he got his first Hanging Chad.

See blow job, florida, voting, bush, gore, upside down, blowing, jason, spencer