Guffman Edit Meaning

1. The best nacho cheese sauce ever to exist. You can only purchase it in a one gallon can, which will never expire. Oh man, this gas stat..

1. A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room. Dude, I gotta get out here. That douche..

1. an egg salad sandwich that is especially dank, especially as a drunken midnight snack. Dude we are really drunk, lets make dankwiches!!..