Guidette Edit Meaning

1.

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

See Princess

2.

The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.

She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.

"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"

"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"

See guidos, whore, std, fake tits

3.

A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck.

You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.

If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.

Katie: Hey, did you see that guidette?

Sam: Yeah, I hocked a loogie at her.

Jen: She was irish.

See guido, gay, slut, retarded, tool

4.

An Italian/American woman.

Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.

Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"

In other words, any girl from jerzy.

Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.

5.

an italian girl who has big boobs,nice ass, and thick hair.. Talks italian mafia kind of way. Not from newjersy but from new york bitch.

Alessandra is such a guidette that she is mistaken for being in the mafia and selling drugs.

6.

A Guidette is a female equivalent to a Guido. They are attractive females who are usually of Italian/Sicilian descent. Although there are many of them who are Black, Latina,Irish,Jewish etc. (Like many of my girls).....They always have the best bodies and know how to keep in shape. And trust me we know exactly how to flaunt it and do it well. They make the best girlfriends and have the best fashion sense. Like Bebe,Armani Exchange, & Juicy couture just to name a few. You can find us almost any where in the tristate area, and believe me we really know how to party like there's no tomorrow. We are the ones who bring the party to life at clubs and we definitely know how to dance, especially when it comes to frolicing. Tanning, shopping, and clubbing are our passions, and don't forget about those hot guidos.... ps.(we know how to rock a poof hairstyle, light-colored lipstick, and a tan while wearing a half cut shirt that shows our perfect flat stomach and belly ring.)

Mikey: "Joey did you see that hot girl in Armani Exchange?"

Joey: "Yeah she must be a guidette."

See jersey girls, long island girls