What is Institutional Masturbation?
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The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.
Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.
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A black girl that is acting like a cunt.
"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"
See cunt, black, racist, b..
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The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in..
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A munter that is yours for only 2 pints!
Literally cheap as chips.
I can't be bothered with any 'posh stuff' tonight, t..
