What is Institutional Masturbation?
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The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.
Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.
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A future transportation vehicle to be produced by GM. It's got 3 wheels for stability, two steering wheels, and runs on rhetoric.
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1.When somebody is Bitching at you for no good reason or naggingat you to do something you don't want to do.
Shit Bitch, quit Bust..
