What is Institutional Masturbation?
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The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.
Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.
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A saying that alludes to the point in a conversation where speaking ends and awkwardness follows.
"I went to the porn shop the oth..
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Working the whole night till you fall asleep only to wake up thirty minutes right after you fell asleep to work just as hard in your cla..
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A large, gross broad who decides that the juice is worth the squeeze when she finds the poo-dollar. In other words, she picks up the do..
