What is Guissely?
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A woman of extraordinary beauty, intellect and charm, she oozes sensuality in a classy way.
Her voice is smooth as honey and her skin is soft as a baby's bottom. All men covet her, but only a select few can truly win her affection.
Man: "Damn, that woman is a Guissely-and-a- half!"
Note: It is not actually possible to be a Guissely-and-a- half, as Guissely is the highest state of perfection that a woman can achieve. However, the term Guissely is commonly misused, sadly.
Woman: "I'm getting a head-to-toe make-over in order to Guisselify myself."
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