Sexpetition

What is Sexpetition?


1.

A competition wherein two consenting individuals engage in sexual congress under previously established rules. Both individuals engage in intercourse while trying to avoid breaking the rules and the first person to break the rules must withstand the victors bragging rights and victory dance.

Jim: "Dude what the hell were you doing last night?"

Tim: "Me a Claire had a awesome sexpetition last night, where the first person to make a noise lost, I got pawned when I shouted out my moms name on accident."

Jim: "You're such a fucktoid!"

Tim: "Word."

See sex game, sex, sexathon, sexfest


93

Random Words:

1. 1. Above a specified height limit. 2. Being far over the average height. This tunnel is 13 feet. Overheight trucks may not enter. Som..
1. A cigarette for your ear. For non smokers. Created by the comic strip Dilbert. While smoking eargarettes: Dilbert: What? Wally: What?..
1. Someone who is a complete bitch, and likes to take advantage of people. She has no friends and is a lonely person who likes to do harmfu..