What is Sexpetition?
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A competition wherein two consenting individuals engage in sexual congress under previously established rules. Both individuals engage in intercourse while trying to avoid breaking the rules and the first person to break the rules must withstand the victors bragging rights and victory dance.
Jim: "Dude what the hell were you doing last night?"
Tim: "Me a Claire had a awesome sexpetition last night, where the first person to make a noise lost, I got pawned when I shouted out my moms name on accident."
Jim: "You're such a fucktoid!"
Tim: "Word."
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A sexual posistion where the mans dick is in his own ass.
Santiago: i did the santiago with my brother last night
Evan: fo sho negro
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  harsh violent damage to the scrotum, worst case scenario ,kick in the bollocks by a metal toe cap boot
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