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nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region
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Not buying HÄAGEN-DAZS ice cream in Singapore because it's too expensive.
Yo that ice cream cake is balls expensive. HÄAGEN-DON&ap..
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The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.
"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"
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