Random Words:
1.
When Johnny Depp is masturbating and he is wearing pants. Therefore everyone wants him to take them off.
Damn the pants!!!..
1.
Also known to tankers as the "co-ax shuffle", whereby an enemy is either running for fear of his life, or sent tumbling backwa..
1.
The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.
I got my boxers covered all in Schmetz..