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To watch sex and the city & desperate housewives for at least 8 hours straight.
Bill wasn't hanging with his girlfriend becaus..
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To fuck the same girl your friend has previously just fucked.
I was banging a girl and i busted my load in her mouth, then my boy came ..
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April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.
On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, becaus..