Gusset Typist

What is Gusset Typist?

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

See cracky

Female form of masturbation...think about it.

The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.

See gusset, crutch, punani, fanny, pussy

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