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To masterbate.
Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.
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When Dirk Nowitzki hits another one of his impossible fade-away-jumpshots, it's just reDIRKulous how good he is !
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To possess more smoking utensils and glassware than anyone else known in the area. To be a Glass King is to have brand name smoking dev..