Guylashes

What is Guylashes?


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Eyelashes that males have, obviously.

Girls seem to think that these eyelashes are much longer and "prettier" than their own, and always make point to tell you this.

-Could possibly have magical powers we are unaware of.

Emily: Wow, Ricardo, your eyelashes are amazing! Let's go out so we can have casual sex!

Ricardo: *later, in mirror* Thank you, guylashes, for getting me some tail.

See eyelashes, eye, lash, casual sex, yeah!


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