Guylashes

What is Guylashes?

Eyelashes that males have, obviously.

Girls seem to think that these eyelashes are much longer and "prettier" than their own, and always make point to tell you this.

-Could possibly have magical powers we are unaware of.

Emily: Wow, Ricardo, your eyelashes are amazing! Let's go out so we can have casual sex!

Ricardo: *later, in mirror* Thank you, guylashes, for getting me some tail.

See eyelashes, eye, lash, casual sex, yeah!

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