Gwarf

What is Gwarf?


1.

To gobble a man's penis with vigor. Often a woman will make a "gwarf" sound when taking the whole length in at once.

She was so worked up when I whipped my dick out she immediately gwarfed it.

2.

new nation pastime: to swim down the the bottom of a swimming pool and fart, then try to bite all the bubbles before they reach the top

Let's eat fat burritos and then go gwarfing at the local pool

3.

A really funny word to say, used as a swear.

Ex. 1:

"You suck!"

"Go Gwarf yourself"

Ex. 2

GWARF! DAMMIT! I almost landed that!

See gwarf, funny, word, silly, swear


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