What is Gwarf?
1.
To gobble a man's penis with vigor. Often a woman will make a "gwarf" sound when taking the whole length in at once.
She was so worked up when I whipped my dick out she immediately gwarfed it.
2.
new nation pastime: to swim down the the bottom of a swimming pool and fart, then try to bite all the bubbles before they reach the top
Let's eat fat burritos and then go gwarfing at the local pool
3.
A really funny word to say, used as a swear.
Ex. 1:
"You suck!"
"Go Gwarf yourself"
Ex. 2
GWARF! DAMMIT! I almost landed that!
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slang for masterbation....especially in females
some synonyms include...playing wheres waldo, walking down the red carpet, etc.
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Self-defense against a rapist.
Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.
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