Gymboholic

What is Gymboholic?


1.

Anyone who has small children and is addicted to the cute matching clothes at Gymboree. They think about it everyday and are mebers of Chat Forums and Yahoo groups dedicated to Gymboree clothing.

You know you're a Gymboholic when you have bought the same item twice, b/c it was a good deal, but forgot you already had that piece in the storage bin.

See Kari

2.

They also look for it on TV, in magazines and on other children wearing it. They identify lines from the current to the vintage, naming them in their heads and remember when their small child wore that outfit or one similar. They buy up to 3 years ahead "because it's so cute!!"

You know you're a Gymboholic when you do not like a line initially but then, after seeing it on other children, you buy 2/3 of the entire line including all the accessories.


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