Hacking The Lettuce

What is Hacking The Lettuce?

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

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Metildi

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Nused

1. fairly new, but used toto: hey when'd your dad get a new car? nate: it's not new, its nused. See new, old, used..

Quizzing The Captain

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

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