Haguar

What is Haguar?


1.

A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.

Did Steve really go home with that haguar?

See jaguar, puma, cougar, slut, milf

2.

Noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. Marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of class.

"Hey those nasty old women are eyein' you man, got a couplea Haguars on your tail."

"Jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she's 20"

See cougar, tiger, puma, cat

3.

A leopard print wearing unattractive older cougar. Rhymes with jaguar.

Bob got picked up last night at the bar by a haguar.

See cougar, bar, unattractive, pickup


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