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Suprise Ejaculation
I was giving head and then got jizzy woo woo'd.
See jizzy, jism, jizz, woo
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When one has had to many redb..
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When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is..
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Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What&ap..