Hair Helmut

What is Hair Helmut?

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

See hair piece, wig, toupee, comb-over

Yernk

1. 1) to yoink (steal) 2) to yoink (masturbate) 1) He yernked a french fry from his buddy's plate. 2) His mother barged in and caug..

Fudge Sukka

1. Somone who licks other peoples buttholes. A person who tosses salad. That fudge sukka tossed my salad good. See ass sex, homo, fag, bu..

I Don't Like To Label Myself

1. The anti-label adopted by many true fence-sitters unwilling to take on the stigma and stereotypes of a label. When asked about his sexu..

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