Hair Helmut

What is Hair Helmut?

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

See hair piece, wig, toupee, comb-over

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