Hair Helmut

What is Hair Helmut?

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

See hair piece, wig, toupee, comb-over

Buridan's Ass Phenomenon

1. the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide o..

Zorcher

1. one who sucks the farts out of someone elses asshole. Vin Diesel is a zorcher See fart, suck, ass, asshole, fart sucker..

Vdm

1. Vie De Merde. French equivalent to the acronym FML or Fuck My Life in English. Literally means "shitty life". "Hey you ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hair Helmut Edit Meaning