Hair Helmut

What is Hair Helmut?

The appearance of a helmut attached to the head created by the installation of a bad or unnatural hair piece.

If you casually look at Marv Albert, it will be clear to the most careless eyes that he is wearing a hair helmut.

See hair piece, wig, toupee, comb-over

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1. 1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescen..

Ding-dong Ding-dong Knock Knock Knock

1. No one's home. Rejected, GO HOME. "I went to my mom's house to get eat some chicken wings and waffle fries, and i got di..

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