Hairball

What is Hairball?


1.

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)

1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?

See crazy, unbelievable, strange, wacky

2.

HAIRBALL ® is a Hair Show, Fashion Show, Performance Art Show that is a Trademark of London Calling Ltd. ®

I went to last Sunday night's HAIRBALL ® Show that London Calling ® produced. The girls on stage were beautiful and the hair and make-up was spectacular.

See performance, entertainment

3.

An annoying person. Usually indicates presumption, arrogance, grandiosity.

That hairball accosted me again, as if I could could care about his latest urgent need.

See douchebag, asshole, prick, fool, dick

4.

A guy with a lot of body hair.

That Mark is a real hairball.

5.

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.

Man, that downhill run was hairball.

See barf, toss cookies, dangerous


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