Haji-mart

What is Haji-mart?

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The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectadyis the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.

Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"

See schenectady, apu, camel jockey
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