Half A Blowjob

What is Half A Blowjob?

when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.

In extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.

Warning: This may result in blue balls if you don't finish off yourself. Try to avoid repeated incidents.

guy 1: dude, did she swallow?

guy 2: nah, her dad called before I was finished. I only got half a blowjob

See blow job, head, blowjob, girlfriend

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