Half A Tuffy

What is Half A Tuffy?

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?

Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.

Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.

Fav: Whaaa???

Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?

Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.

Dolan: Happens every time.

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