Half Mast Edit Meaning

1.

When you are half way on your way to a boner.

He was turned on half mast.

See boner, woody, pitching a tent, hard

2.

When the male penis has not yet achieved full erection ie: Full Mast

Usually due to moderate or unsuccessful arousal or drunkeness.

Sometimes called a " Semi"

"At Half Mast Warren walked past the girls, showing his gratitude for their beauty"

"After many beers Douglas was unable to get beyond Half Mast, Gemme was going to get a dud root tonight...if any!"

See half, mast, half mast, cock, semi, limp, softy

3.

When your getting there, but are yet to really put up the tent and let everyone know what you are about

Yogi: Wow I can't believe you still haven't pitched a tent yet

Shamus: Well I've been at Half Mast for about an hour now, so it should be here anytime now

Cordon: Have you been stuffing your pants?

Bleu: Na I've just been sailing at half mast for about a few minutes now

Dave (to himself): Wow who knew that flying half mast in public would be so easy to get away with.

Lady (casually looking at dave): Wow that guy is at half mast, someone should really tell him to chill out

See half mast, mast, half

4.

When a persons pants are half pulled down, usually the result of drinking and falling asleep on the toilet.

Did you see Richard last night?

Yeah he was half mast in the bathroom.

See half mast, half, full frontal, toilet, mast, pantsed

5.

Front zipperor fly of a man's trousersnot being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

See piss, zipper, fly, can, toilet, trousers, Busted Hyman

6.

When your eyes are inadvertantly half-closed after smoking marijuana.

Dude, you're totally at half mast right now.

See eyes, half, mast, marijuana, pot

7.

When you're so tired that your eyes are only half-open and you can't get them open any wider.

Aww, you must be tired, you're at half mast!

See eyes, sleepy, tired, jet lag