Half Past Two

What is Half Past Two?


1.

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.

However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"

Bloke 2, "Half past two!"

Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"

Son, "Half past two."

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