Half-sick

What is Half-sick?


1.

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.

A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche

See lazy, cold, slacker, couch potato, sleepy


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