What is Hallowistmas?
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A period of time in the Christian calendar every year when Christmas advertisements, music and themed stuff appears before Halloween has happened. Usually happens in predominantly Christian countries that have forgotton the Christian values. Eg: Ireland.
"Did you hear that ad on the radio this morning for Santa's Grotto?"
"What? It's Hallowistmas already? But it's the 2nd of October!"
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An overly-powerful common household cleaner.
Sources: TV advert; Youtube
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