What is Halo Mullet?
1.
a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.
Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.
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