What is Poofer?
1.
slang term for a gay man, i.e.
For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.
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2.
When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
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3.
a nother word for decota mangrech. basicly gay.
oh my god he is such a poofer!
4.
a word that means the same thing as fart, only less vulgar.
talking to your sister, next to grandma, you say "oops! i poofered!"
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5.
a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca
"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"
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6.
n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
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7.
A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man
Example 1
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
