What is Ham Drapes?
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Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.
Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.
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eating excessive amounts of chocolate
"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka..