Ham Drapes

What is Ham Drapes?


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Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

See beef curtains, hatchet wound, blown out, roast beef, loose


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