What is Ham Drapes?
1.
Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.
Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.
See
Random Words:
1.
To pull off a used condom and squeeze the contents onto the booty calls toothbrush. Typically reserved for a grudge fuck or some scary b..
1.
Food of choice if you want to know what a heart attack feels like.
That Krispey Kreme doughnut was so good I had to get an angiogram of..