Ham Sandwiched

What is Ham Sandwiched?


1.

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

See hammered, drunk, shit-housed, wasted, blitzed, smashed, shit-canned

2.

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

See drunk, wasted, faded, toe up, gone


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