Hammer Tanked

What is Hammer Tanked?

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

See drunk, hammer, tanked, intoxicated, drink, alcohol

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