What is Hammer Tanked?
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Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
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The vulva of any large mammal; e.g. a karibou
The diseased karibou gnawed in agony at its dirty harry potter.
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In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push d..
