What is Hammer Tanked?
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Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."
"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
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Burger King when you are drunk
Wanna go da Kurger Bing and getta Trisken Bacon Redder Chrispwich?
See burger king, restaurant, hungry,..
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Something a wannabee mexican basketball player would say...
Mike Reyes (the mexican)..
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Extremely cheap cocaine.
Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what..
