What is Hampire?
1.
An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about
"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"
"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"
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2.
A fat psychobilly girl.
"Check out that hampire! Her tits are almost as huge as her hair!"
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