Hamsterectomy

What is Hamsterectomy?


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A surgery in which doctors, or dentists, dig into your rectom to find a hamster that has either burrowed its way into your anal cavity, or that has been the victim of hamster swallowing. In 45% of these procedures the patient is given some sort of anisthetic.

I convinced my parents that the dog ate the hamster, so we gave my dog a hamsterectomy, but found nothing...

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