Hand Sandwich

What is Hand Sandwich?


1.

The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.

John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.

See hand, sandwich, seinfeld, handshake, greeting, comfort

2.

When you rub a girl's vagina with your hand outside of the her underwear, but inside her pants.

"I couldn't finger her because her parents were in the front seat. So I just gave her a hand sandwich."

See vagina, fingering, clitoris, second base, hilarious, hand

3.

n., when you have all of the ingredients for a sandwich, except bread, so you just eat the components out of your hand

I just took a giant hit from the bong and got the munchies, but the bread was moldy, so I had to eat a hand sandwich.


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